One hundred and nine times, the word “Leviathan” appears in the book Moby Dick. This is a particularly long and dramatic approach to the word “whale,” but you will find Moby Dick is a particularly long and dramatic approach to a story that at its core is pretty damn simple. And the skeleton of said … Continue reading Moby Dick
Head Hopping: What not to do.
“It’s spelt grey,” said Bertha, slamming her fist down on the restaurant table. “G-R-E-Y.” How was Barnaby dense enough to believe otherwise?
Barnaby looked into Bertha’s beady, unintelligent eyes and seethed. “No, it’s spelled gray. G-R-A-Y.” He felt ready to up and leave her sitting there at the diner.
Close-Third Person: What you can do.
“It’s spelt grey,” said Bertha, slamming her fist down on the table. “G-R-E-Y.” Barnaby was such an uncultured idiot. Why was she even hanging out with him?
Omniscient: What you can also do.
“It’s spelt grey,” said Bertha. “G-R-E-Y.”
She couldn’t wrap her head around how stupid Barnaby was, and he felt the same.
Standing from the table, Barnaby slammed the cash for his meal onto the table. “That’s it; I can’t stand your pretentious spelling habits another moment. I’m going to the theater alone.” He felt…
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Bullshitting has its limits.
There is a lot of advice out there that says you should only write what you know, and even more that says to write anyfuckingthing you want.
The problem with the former is that most of us are less exciting than the stories we create, and the problem with the latter is that if you get it wrong, someone is going to be uncannily quick to point it out and leave you a scathing review about how unbelievable it is.
So, here are a few of the things I have had to Google in order to write my current in-progress novel:
- What does human meat taste like?
And, when that only yielded a particular result…
What does raw human taste like?
- How long does it take for blood to replenish?
- Intravaneous Immunoglobulin
- Dogs sniffing out diseases
- Direct blood transfusion
- Rolled steel factories in Texas
- Where is…
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I don’t know if this is the case for all other English speaking countries, but here in the US, kindergartners know how to use “me” properly in a sentence. For example, “Please call me if you need anything.” We continue to use “me” correctly right up until someone, usually a teacher, tells us sometimes “me” … Continue reading Me, Myself, and I
Using “and I” Incorrectly Example: She invited Sarah and I to her party or She invited I and Sarah to her party. It’s one thing when someone uses “and me” when they should have used “and I,” but for some reason misusing “and I” is on a whole new level of obnoxious. It makes me … Continue reading Grammar Pet Peeves
At what point does a fear become a phobia, and where is the line that must be crossed before you get to call a phobia debilitating? I’m just wondering, because a few weeks ago, I almost killed myself because I saw a bee. I was driving about two hours north through the countryside, to the … Continue reading Always Bee Careful
HGTV made me think house hunting was going to be so fun. It is not fun. House hunting blows. Let me tell you why --but first, a preface! I’m Generation Y. A millennial. My expenditures on frivolities, such as avocados to smooth over toast, have made it difficult to come up with the funds to … Continue reading House Hunters OutBid
Some people put a lot of importance on character names. I’ve even heard people say they’ll put a book down if they don’t like the names in it. I, for one, do not feel this way. Being incapable of pronouncing a name doesn’t much deter me. I figure out how I think it’s said, and … Continue reading Naming Fictional Characters
Revising and editing is sort of a weakness of mine. A weakness in that I get so into it, I forget to actually write my novel. I'm not sure if I have a particularly effective revision strategy or if there's something I could be doing to make it better, so in this post (as with … Continue reading How I Revise and Edit